Last night, waiting at the top of the stairs for the rest of her pack to ascend, I found Pearl Bailey bathed in light. Hmm…I thought, is that a halo?
Now, as I have clearly demonstrated in previous writings where I have
offered her antics as delicately as I can, Miss Pearl Bailey is far from a
saintly creature. But I will admit, despite her mischievous behavior, she does possess a heart of gold.
Since I am always one to give credit where credit is due, I’ve decided to contact the Vatican and see if they would be willing to consider her for canonization! I am thinking she could be recognized as Saint Pearl Bailey, Patron Saint of Good Intentions and Loathsome Deeds.
I wonder what they’ll say?