Pearl Bailey Defies CDC

The always incorrigible Pearl Bailey has apparently missed the broadcast of the recommendations from the CDC to do her part in keeping everything clean and sanitized.

This is what I was greeted with this morning after she came in from her morning romp. No, it is not an optical illusion – she is filthy and she got that way in just under 15 minutes. We certainly can’t ‘flatten the curve’ as long as we have attitudes such as demonstrated here, now can we?

I’ve decided to write a letter of apology to the CDC expressing my failed efforts in thwarting her behavior and asking for their understanding in the matter. I hope they buy it.