Pearl Bailey is a handful. Pure and simple, she is possessed by some deviant mischievous being that powers her and urges her to do diabolical things (she told me this!)
When I was upstairs today putting away the freshly folded laundry, the Professor was downstairs with the hounds. I guess he had let them out into their Shangri-La while he tended to his work. A short while later I heard the slider open and before long I heard Pearl Bailey barreling up the stairs to join me! I thought, ‘How nice…she misses me’. Huh! Not even close! Miss Grungy Pants jumped up onto the bed and plopped down in all her dirty glory, and when I turned around I shrieked with dismay, “Oh gawd, Pearl Bailey, jeez not on my bed!”
And, what did this demon diva do in response to this reaction, you ask? She turned around the other direction and proceeded to wipe her face on my pillow!
And, I thought I was done with the laundry for this week…guess I thought wrong!