Halloween

Wedneday, September 25th 9:05 am

Another day, another dollar and another morning hour spent in exasperation with Miss Pearl Bailey.

So, this morning Her Majesty shows up looking like waif. I mean, how does she do it? I looked down at her with dismay and said “Is this to be your Halloween costume – are you going as a One-Eyed Creepy Clown?” to which she replied, “Where is my breakfast?”

Don’t you just love when a question you ask gets answered with a question?