I am a rule follower. Yes, I have a gypsy spirit but basically I vibe to order and routine. It has been tough being sequestered these past couple of weeks, I am as stir crazy as I am sure the most of you are, too.
Pearl Bailey and Ella have been elated with our new stay-home routine. In their opinion, having us home is a major improvement. I have been counseling with Pearl Bailey in an effort to try to keep things as clean as possible. Look, I mean, with all this togetherness I have a lot more on my plate than usual, do I really need to deal with a dirty dog, too?
As cultured and pedigreed as Miss Bailey is, she really is dumb when it comes to listening, or is she? When I called for her to come in this afternoon, I couldn’t really believe what I was seeing! Just look at the disguise she is wearing. Did she hear the television’s plea for donning a mask to guard against the plague? Or did she, ignoring the social distancing rule, hold a clandestine meeting in a gutter? Either way, she broke the rules! As she was coming up the steps, I heard her attitude loud and clear…
“Rules were made to be broken!”